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09.06.2025 02:33
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Do you like to wear a see-through skirt?
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do you allow your cat to lie in bed with you?
Nuts and Butts
No go.
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No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do I sweat so much after shower?
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Ethane Exporter Says U.S. Won’t Allow Shipments to China - WSJ
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What do people aim for when they meditate, and how do they do it properly?
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Hillary thinks we must censor or "we lose total control". Why does she demand total control?
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Moving sucks, but decluttering helps - The Verge
Still no good.
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
As a Chinese, what disgusts you about the Chinese society today?